it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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