He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
