If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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