school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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