i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
