i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
