i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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