He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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