He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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