Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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