i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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