so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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