Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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