The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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