There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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