Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
