I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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