Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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