remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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