I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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