ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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