it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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