Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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