I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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