Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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