yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
