she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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