"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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