please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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