But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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