awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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