you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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