My nipple is on Facebook.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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