I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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