Me too!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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