Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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