just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's never too late to be topless.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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