My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Green mimosas i think yes
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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