Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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