I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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