Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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