Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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