Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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