Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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