Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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