it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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