return my video game
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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