I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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