I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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