and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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