Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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