New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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