She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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