a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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