That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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