OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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