You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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