The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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