Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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