is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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