Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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