Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
please come you make the beer taste better
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
